This day aria (DJ version)

Bad DJ: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day which I dream since I was small, all the ponies giving hoots saying I look great in my suit, what they don't know that I have fooled them all

Real DJ: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day which I dream since I was small, but instead of having cake with my friends to celebrate, the wedding bell may never for me at all.

Bad DJ: I could care less about the dress, I care not a thing about the ring, Vows? Well I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together, truth is I don't care for her at all. No I do not love the bride for my heart is dead inside, but I still want her to be all mine.

Real DJ: We must escape before it's too late find a way to save the day, hope, I'll be lying if I say "I don't fear that I may lose her to one who wants to use her, not care for, love, and cherish her each day" For I oh so love the bride in my heart she does reside, Oh RC Jones, I'll be there very soon.

Bad DJ: Finally the moment has arrived for me to take one lucky bride.

Real DJ: Oh the wedding we won't make she'll end up marrying a fake, RC Jones will be....

Bad DJ: Mine, forever and ever. *evil laugh*